These people look like walking STDs

The Church of Satan? 

I grew a beard literally only to hide my double chin. Now that ive lost 30 lbs...i kind of like the beard still...but i promised my mom id shave by spring. 

Careful, he’s got you in his sights...

Why is the cop coming into the classes to discipline asshole students? Shouldnt the cop be, ya know, patrolling, watching perimeter, checking security, monitoring cameras, etc. But no, glad that teacher is so much of a coward that they called in an armed police officer to wake a student. Fuck all these people. 

Dunhams autobiography: "ME ME ME, I I I, LOOKIE ME, ME ME ME!" expected to hit shelves soon. 

Thoughts and prayers

I mean, he’s obviously a total sociopath...we all can see this right? right? We might as well have elected Dennis Reynolds, at least he is a true Golden God. 

When Blazing Saddles is more culturally woke than the Coens in 2018....

Fuck the prof’s civility. I paid for goddamn tuition, ill put my feet all over that goddamn university. 

Computer, please kick up the 4d3d3d3

Trebek, lose his groove? Have you ever watched Jeopardy!?

Headline: Activision not satisfied because it doesnt get all the money ever always forever. 

This makes my skin crawl. As a white man i want to say “nah uhh” but i fucking know its true. I wish i knew where to even begin to try and at least open some eyes...

Ever see a sharks eyes Chief??? Black, lifeless, like doll’s eyes....

DAMMIT! Ive been trying for YEARS to get on Jeopardy, I would’ve ran that category in a heartbeat. 

They also did an episode based around the Flyers for Mac’s Big Break, so that would be 3/4 of major Philly sports teams. Gotta do a Sixers ep next. 

its pronounced “covfefe”

“Lex Luthor”, I think you spelled “Belial, the Lord of Lies” wrong.

Frank Reynolds > Donald Trump