I hate this so I’ll star you

Perfect size for......yea

beautiful

you missed the joke but its ok tho

You clearly aren’t a real basketball guy with your sabra-metrics mumbo jumbo. The real stars got selected.

the clippers!*

Yea, you just gotta assume with the way the video looked and that his name is Chase. Thats dangerously close to Chad on the white-douchey name scale

The likable Derrick Rose

Damn, nothing like Seahawk kinja

Thats awesome though. He can go on one of those vanilla WoW servers and experience that for the first time before he goes. I am throughly jealous

I was very spoiled growing up as an only child with a Dad who made really good money. So he decided to let me pick my first car and that ended up being a Dodge Ram. I was so reckless and douchey with that thing it still makes me cringe. Well I liked to take it to the high school and hit the platform speed bumps at…

aaand I want to kick a hippy in the face now

Damn...shots fired

He did get pushed a little, if that push didn’t happen it would of been timed perfectly. Not sure if he should just bail on that and fall down or just hope for the best

If he was post-retirement I would be like “ok yea, that makes sense” and move on with my day

I really want KG to come out of retirement for one game to take him out. Just pull his head of his shoulders and drink his blood on the court and then jump through the roof never to be seen again.

Well that lockout was about as boring as the sport itself.

The Browns have been through enough, leave them out of this man!

If you can’t beat them...

Yea but Steve Smith is OUR douchebag. Burfict just sucks....