Do you also like him because he is articulate?

Bullshit. It’s a perfect metaphor for this country: Tom Brady is the walking embodiment of the concept of privilege. Screw the Pats and screw “positive person” Brady.

You are so dumb.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

While I don’t go shirtless around town, I’ll be dammed if I can’t walk around my property shirtless during the balls hot and humid summers. If I want to BBQ or trim the hedges shirtless, so be it.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

You need to upgrade your potato video recorder

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

Wine comes in a bottle?

Pretty sure this is about a race truck

#ImWithStan

It’s because we don’t have popular vote. The Electoral College is a form of voter suppression.

right. how could a 64 year old white man who has cheated several times at his multi-million dollar job and gotten away with it while controlling the lives of dozens of undereducated men of color be a trump supporter?

Trump literally can’t read, so he may have just been paraphrasing

I would urge the Deadspin staff (and anyone else, really) that feel they are in “safe” states to vote for Hillary anyway. There is a difference between barely fending off fascism, and repudiating it forcefully, and the more bigly Trump’s loss, the more forcefully we repudiate fascism.

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

Alex can do all the things that need to be done in this offense and do them at a Pro Bowl level.

“I consider myself to be more respectful to women than the average guy”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”