Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

In fairness, Chris reported he was going to MTV News

I had to check if Eddie Bauer was still in business.

You do have the option not click on these free stories you are tired of reading about.

You mean Meg Trump.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Agreed.

Well, sometimes (most of the time) listening to strangers’ voices can be infinitely more irritating than any sort of lack of cooperation or loss.

DeAngelo Williams, Vince Williams and William Gay vs. Will Clarke, DeShawn Williams and Shawn Williams.

They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

The last time I was at a sporting event and heard the anthem play, I started playing with someone’s boobs.

Ouch, that’s gonna be a 3 tenths deduction.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

At least 18 years, from my experience.

I don’t think most people like the taste of beer or wine or liquor when they first try it, so it says something about peer pressure that millions of people happily ignore their first instincts and KEEP drinking that shit until they’ve conditioned themselves to like it.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.