“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Yeah, we’ve examined the audio, and it turns out LeBron didn’t leave Kevin Love hanging at all. He just called him a shit-ass moron and told him the Cavs would be better if he’d never been born.

Taint that the truth.

Any truth the rumor that Leitch is considering raising funds to buy Gawker media just to put a stop to the reporting on Cardinals losses?

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

And don’t go to private, religious colleges. Which isn’t really fair, but that’s life. I would have never gone to BYU.

Religion was made by men and for men. It’s a money and power grab. Not sure why so many women are complicit in their own demise.

Reason #4,598,098 why people should ditch organized religion, ESPECIALLY if you are a woman.

Who hasn’t?

Panda: Eats, Leaves

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

Good for him. Ride the pine, eat your hamburgers, and collect those checks my big panda amigo. Thanks for the good years!

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

Sal and Richard perfected this art well before this clown