Light me up with a glowing circle and a speed arrow and I could run at least a 7.33 40.

Shut up, Beavis!

To be fair, the Kushner loan is in keeping with Harris’s record of investing in mediocre franchises.

There are 62 comments as I post this. WTF have y’all been doing?

“Cut bait” means, literally, to cut fish into smaller pieces to use as bait to catch other fish.

Third floor window, middle of Harvard Sq: the ‘Car Talk’ offices:

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Back when they were the Mujahideen and “St. Ronnie” said they were our friends against the “Evil Empire” but now those guys aren’t evil anymore because they buy “Emperor Donnie’s” shitty condos.

Head coach for a bad team for one day only? That is slavish devotion to the Bill Belichick playbook.

So uhhhhhh....does this mean Belichick has an end date in mind? And McDaniels is heir apparent?

The real mistake was not getting a free drink while playing slots

I like the John Landis version with Eddie Murphy as young T’Challa and James Earl Jones as King T’Chaka.

Rather ironic considering GMG takes the king’s shilling while doing so.

What about when ALF says it?

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

I wanna know what’s in the secret stuff

Never gets old. Never forget.

This is the right answer, and captures what all the “they’re a bunch of closeted homosexuals lashing out” responses miss — for the same reason that all the “why would [Famous Man X] assault women when he could find a plethora of consensual partners?” questions miss what lies at the core of sexual…

Alabamans and Georgians.