Hey look guys. Pizzagate is real. 

You’re right. Your comment does seem casually racist.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

I think it makes sense. Of course she identifies with an educator who puts her students in danger and doesn’t actually teach them all that much.

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!

In summation, I hope the Colts didn’t kill one of the few good quarterbacks in the NFL, but they probably did.

Before being tossed into a Disney car trunk, Adam Driver manage to send out a message: “Help me, Lena. You’re my only hope.”

Either that helmet is made for a child, or that guy’s been drinking Ken Griffey Jr’s Brain & Nerve Tonic.

Having fun is disrespectful to the troops.

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

But, the education that kid will receive-

No, nothing.

Yeah I’ve been replaying some shitty behavior in my 20s in my mind. I was pushy at times. I never ignored a hard no, but I did try to get people to change minds, stuff like that. I feel a little sick thinking about it, and I wish I knew then what I know now.

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

Finally, the Florida Gator offense gets going.

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

“What you wearing?”

No but he used to fuck guys like him in prison.

Rich white kids from the mid-Atlantic and coastal south.

Team Petchesky here. If you are sitting next to me on a plane and break out a Ziploc bag of hard boiled eggs I am perfectly justified in thinking that you are a sociopath.