I was wondering how Amy Schumer got on the athlete season.

“What’s a blow hole” you say? Well, I’ll tell you what it’s NOT for son, and then you’ll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld

And quoting naughty rap lyrics too.

This reminds me of the article on Jez that blames the existence of Iggy Azalea on T.I. and various other black men. Meh. Is this really any worse than Blazing Sadles?

Lucky guy, I usually have pay extra to have a hooker punch me in the nuts.

What’s the big deal, who hasn’t been filmed chanting the word “naggers” before?.

What the fuck is going on with Andy Reid’s legs and/or shoes? What are thooooose?!?!

Maybe the worst for the titular bachelorette, but definitely the best for the viewing public!

You didn’t even mention it was Kyrie’s birthday too, what kind of fan are you? Dick.

Dang, I was hoping nobody would notice.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Hey now, he’s several years removed from his last strip joint shootout. He only assaults healthcare professionals with his own two hands (and mouth) nowadays.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

FREEZE PEACH

Man, the Forrest Gump sequel really took a dark turn.

Gesundheit

Yeah, well I thought you’d be bigger.

Welp, you know what they say, nobody’s Burfict.

I’ll just say that the vast majority of firearm deaths are suicides, so your anecdotes reflect reality.

Funny, he seems to be okay with tequila.