And don’t forget the tacklers aren’t bumping you, they’re rubbing you and rubbing is rugby.

Shut up, fart knocker.

Rugby, is that the game with the sticks?

You know what I don’t understand, how come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you’re not really taking it anywhere.

Fuck, Apollo is eyeballing my employer for purchase. I guess I’ve always wanted to work for the Empire.

The ones with horns?

Nah, he didn’t trip anyone on the way down.

Yes

That’s probably for the best since he’ll only be able to run the wheel route.

Meanwhile Robert Kraft was overheard discussing the Pats upcoming draft strategy: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves,…

So he was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? 

And some people prefer cucumbers pickled.

They all gamed the system by picking an uncontested event in a country they were qualified to represent (country shopping is nothing new) and hitting up enough qualifing events to make the 2018 games. It’s really quite similar. I’m not sure how you can say one “tried” harder than the other.

Easy there, Tommy Toughpants. I’ll take my chances, my Maori friends always said the Tongans were lazy.

Looks like she let the moment get to her and she lost her focus, some would call that choking.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize Olympic qualifications were based the perceived level of effort competitors exert. Silly me, I thought meeting the qualification requirements was all that was needed.

Maybe he can grind his way to a speed walking spot in the next summer games. They’re both gaming the system to qualify in events they are not competitive in.  

A sphincter says what? Shirtless guy gamed the system just the same.

Yeah, no, they were no closer to being competitive.

Define “good faith”.