It almost makes sense when she frames it as a response to the anthem protest backlash.

Boo-urns

The 80’s were weird.

Easy there, Julian. Don’t get your fancy TB12 sports panties in a bunch.

Are you saying he shit bricks at Michigan?

“According to the Fox broadcast, Cam had trouble with the dark shield on his helmet getting pushed into his eye.”

I don’t know, man. I really didn’t think his Batman movies had any legs at all.

This is pretty much a middle school gym teacher’s final form.

+1 Beavis

+1 Beavis

I have no doubt he’ll walk again; but there is no chance he plays football again.

Uh, he clearly traveled.

• SUSTAINED GENITAL EDEMA AFTER PLACING A PIECE OF PVC PIPE ON HIS PENIS BEFORE AN ORGY SIX DAYS AGO

Sure, let’s go with that.

Yeah, no. That’s not how things work. You seem like a real jackass.

The NCAA reportedly considered reciending FSU’s bowl invite, but ultimately decided against it for fear of being called a, well, you know...

He traveled.

Yeah, no.

Whatever you say, pal.

Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me post a full P90X workout or something?

That was the joke. Thanks?