Where was the Will Smith or Joe McKnight joke about NO being the place where NFL players go to end their careers? The Chris Henry bit was weak, almost a throw away reference in passing much like his life. I guess I’ll have to wait a few more days for a Javon Belcher gag.

Oof. This is even worse than Drew’s Chris Henry line. Well done.

First piss of the day, also a known as “morning piss”. It also the name of the paint color used on some mid-sized sedans, not to be confused with goldenrod.

It’s, ah *chomps gum*, a funny name. Heh. *chomps gum*

Oh it’s clear Brady was Bill’s guy and Kraft liked Bledsoe. If Kraft got his way and Bledsoe wins the Super Bowl I think history takes a different turn. I think there some revisionist history going on of you believe after one year on the bench as a rookie that Bill already knew Brady was he best QB on the roster.

Yeah, no. Just before the 2001 season the Pats signed Bledsoe to a 10 year, $103 million deal. Brady was reported to have barely won the #2 spot in camp and they were actively shopping for a veteran backup in the weeks following Bledsoe’s injury. Bill decided to keep Brady because he played well, going 5-3 while…

Or the greatest, depending what you’re into.

My top Bengals memories in chronological order:

It is diarrhea.

I pissed on the 50 yard line in 2000. They had the turf all tore up for renovations. Good times.

Marvin has run his course. Yes, he led them out of the 90's squaller but he’ll never get it done in the playoffs. This was proven emphatically by the back to back losses to the Jets in 2009 and again in the 2015 playoff meltdown.

Yessss, let the butthurt flow through you.

Meh. Try harder.

Yeah, because he already had autism pox as a kid. You can only get it once.

More like the chocolate starfish effect.

Jeri Ryan didn’t like swinging and anal in public so we got Obama and Trump?

Let’s not forget we can blame the Jets for delivering the GOAT to the world. If it hadn’t been for Mo Lewis caving in lead footed Drew Bledsoe’s chest cavity, there’s a chance Brady’s career never takes off they way it did. With no Brady Super Bowl win, Bledsoe could have easily played in NE for a few more seasons…

Rape by deception is a thing, laws vary from state to state. He said he was going to pay her for a sex act, they presumably performed the sex act, and then he did not make the agreed upon payment. Sex under false pretenses can be considered rape in certain cases.

Nah, you’re thinking of JP Losman, wait maybe it was Trent Edwards. Shit, now I’m confused, was it Kyle Boller or Chris Redman? Fuck.

The Browns are certainly the more tragic of the two. Their fall from a long ago very succeful franchis is like if the Yankees were snake bit in the 80's, exiled to Long Island for a few years, and then returned to NYC only to comically suck for the next 30+ years.