Yes, but just the tip. If you give him any more that’ll cost you extra.

... In the MAC!

Deion Sanders? Brian Mitchell?

Fun Fact: Nike released the first model of the Metcon in the original Jordan color way to celebrate being “banned” from crossfit.

You are severely underestimating the number of people that see nothing wrong with what she did.

If you think Walton’s steaming was bad, you should see what Najeh Davenport did in the team’s laundry hamper.

Welp, consider me shocked!

Hello Cincinnati!

Meh. That fact that you care enough about what some drunk rando says about your “spouse” to resort to physical violence says more about your personality than you think, Tommy Toughpants.

I’m going to guess it has to do with a “quirk” in the state laws that makes convicting a husband of the rape of his wife more challenging than going for a forced sodomy charge. Isn’t that special.  

+1 HE HATE ME

Even if it’s just the tip?

FYI - Anyone who uses “suck it up, buttercup” is generally a raging asshole, this goes doubly if said in reference to mental illness. Thanks for outing yourself, we’ll make note of your disposition.

Just like my first attempt at losing my viginity, that looked awkward as fuck and just like someone who spent 45 minutes fruitlessly dry humping Gordon will be a little sore tomorrow.

Looking at those cleats gave me cancer, so there’s that.

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things does not belong.

Try again.

Get fucked, nerds.

As my friend Pasty Tom says: “There is no such thing as fighting dirty, there is only fighting to win.”