My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

They only thing clear from this video is that the cops did a piss-poor job of assessing and deescalating the situation, they clearly thought they had “their man” and went in looking for a fight.  

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Yep, you’re still a naive dipshit.

You would make a terrible defense attorney.

Jamis Winston, dipshit Stanford swimmer, countless others. Rape/sexual case are hard to win and even harder without a timely investigation. It’s just the shitty nature of the world, don’t get all butthurt at me because you don’t like the way shit is.

Wikipedia is your friend, you tube of dick balm.

Are you for real?

The second half of your comment calls into question the validity of the first half. Look up Colt Brennan.

Remember I’m a fictious defense attorney here, the key is what she claims happened and what he claims happened. The texts, while seemingly damning, don’t constitute a confession. Get real man, it’s not like the prosecution is going to walk into court with the text messages, show the judge, and the judge is just going…

I’m not pro-rape, bruh. Facts are facts. It’s hard to conduct a criminal investigation several months after the actual crime occurred. I’m just saying physical evidence is key in a case like this.

Right, but he never explicitly says they had sex. I’m playing the devils advocate here, a good lawyer will use the sliver of ambiguity to argue they had sexual contact but it was not rape and angle for a plea.

Turn it around, without a crime scene or rape kit the prosecution will likely leverage the texts into a sexually assault/battery charge.

I’m not saying he should get off, but those texts are far from a confession, at least that’s what his attorney will say.

Anyone shocked by the NFL/chain news has obviously never been on the chain crew for a peewee football game.

He’ll plead down, lay low at a juco for a year or two, and transfer back into D1 to finish his college career with maybe a shot at the NFL. Why? Because the victim waited months to file a report. I’m not blaming her for being a victim, but her delay fucked the cops ability to conduct a decent investigation. There is…

I’m sure some seemingly sympathetic Cowboys fans gave them blankets as a condolence for their troubles.

You’re missing the point. Even if you assume all female murder victims are murdered by men, male-male murder is still the much more common occurance. In the scenario I describe above men are still murderd three times as often as women. Everyone is more likely to be murdered by a male.