“and if things get really tough just burn down Andre Rison’s house”

Are you this kids dad/uncle? Or just some dipshit concern troll with no sense of humor? Or just playing the long con/troll?

Separate but mostly equal?

Don’t tell me my business, devil-woman.

Agreed, it doesn't belong in journalism.

I think it’s typically found in scientific/academics venacular as well as in law enforcement and military speak.

I guess it depends, what color is the bag?

I don't get it? The bag survived and was clearly acting in selfdefense.

Jesus fucking Christ, Jia. That was a long way to go just to get this not-so-humblebrag in print:

He is, uh, how do I say this politely... He is just not funny.

“Dirty” Dan Skuta finally lives up to his nickname.

Just the airport.

This is exactly where my thoughts went as well.

Seriously, way to bury the lede. Even PFT highlighted that gem.

The spider was super-pissed because he was supposed to be in the canceled Burton/Cage lead Superman Lives. WWW was his backup gig.

Is his 15 minutes over yet? I get he’s loaded now, but his schtick is lame.

Boo-urns

Miko Grimes: Welcome to the club honey, have a seat and I’ll get you a glass of moscato.