If the studios bother responding to this at all, it will be to add a tiny “Final film may differ” disclaimer in the corner of trailers.

Why did you feel the need to post (possible two?) Spoilers from two shows on here. You asshole. 

We also saw one of these robots in the show’s opening party scene, an indication that despite all other appearances the “Great War” is still a while in the future and we just happened to have reverted to a ‘50s-esque society.

i mean, what are the odds that you randomly make fun of someone on a podcast and then, when you’re hosting snl, they’re the musical guest.

What’s weird is that Spider-Man-without-Spider-Man still gives them a big stable of good characters that they could do a standalone story with. But Morbius and Madame Webb are 100% not it. Venom is also a weird choice.

Kraven is an idea that might work, if they go with the standard set-up of him hunting superheroes for…

I never owned a Mojo Nixon record, but as a kid taping Dr Demento off the radio at night and listening to the Dead Milkmen on my Walkman by day, he was a legend in my mind. Bless this man.

I mean, “A man on a flying bicycle?!!!” would be my first thought. But immediately followed by “Built for two with a mannequin on back with its hand on its ass? What the fuck?!” But I agree, if you’re making a Turner D. Century property you really need to show, not tell. I hope the bicycle is called H.G. Wheels and…

I once met Rodney Anonymous of the Dead Milkmen at a show, and within 30 seconds he was telling me a story about calling a bingo game with Mojo Nixon after sharing an entire bag of magic mushrooms.

hopefully this follows the punisher’s trajectory and we get 2 more reboots and a series in the next 20 years.

I know my IP history and if anything, they’re trying too hard with these films for that strategy.

i was like ‘what fourth one could he possibly be talking about?’ and then i remembered it’s morbin time.

It’s still bizarre as hell to make a giant expensive movie about comic book characters that no one has ever given the tiniest shit about.

Nepo Truce

Its nice that you are still friends with them after that freak accident removed 3/4 of their brain*

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

I guess it was an exercise for the viewer to realize that “CJ Rossitano” probably stood for “Colin Jost Rossitano”.  I kept waiting for a joke about the initials there.

to be fair, SNL only has 1 day to comment on something, so being behind on an internet trend isn’t that outrageous

Nope, sorry. This reviewer did it wrong. I adore Ayo and I was ecstatic to watch her host. But any review of this episode that doesn’t put full attention on the insidiousness of propping up Nikki Haley, giving her a platform to legitamize herself and comedy-wash her racism was absolute fucking trash. Doing thison an…

The rare two game show episode.

Okay, I will grant you that Ayo was spectacular, but when the entire show is filled with weak sketches like the “rom-com meet-cutes,” the narc students, and the interminable “town hall,” further normalizing TFG, there is no possible way that this gets a “perfect” score.