• I would’ve expected “Rule 34 of Asimov’s Cascade” to be… nuder.

“Iehova” as a pop culture reference is correct.

Like the Mario Bros, Mario Mario, and his brother, Luigi Mario.

To paraphrase Ian Malcolm:

Iehovah was used in the KJV, so that isn’t a typo.

I thought the lemon squares joke was OK funny in the commercials, but I have to say that "lemon-free" lemon squares made me laugh. 

It’s the Smith family, not Summers.

You call them the “Summers family,” like, half a dozen times, but you also mention Summer, so. . . do you think her name is Summer Summer, or Summer Summers?

I get it that Strangers to Ourselves is uneven.  But DAMN the good tracks are fucking great ... as good as anything they’ve ever done.

I wish they used the old Conan design.

If a friend of mine kissed me on the mouth I would assume it was code that they were being watched by enemies or were being forced to act against their will or had been body switched with someone.

Smile and nod and say hi and enter the house but please don’t fucking touch me unless you are a member of my immediate…

Related: *do not* tell the young woman in your office that you noticed her engagement ring because you always check for a ring before fantasizing about coworkers, to make sure  you aren’t fantasizing about someone who’s “taken.”  She doesn’t need or want to know that (speaking from experience)

I wish I had a question that started with “my girlfriend.”

Yeah, the weird look could’ve been entirely “wtf, who kisses on the mouth?  there’s still a pandemic” and had nothing to do with dick breath.   

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (early)!

I wish I had a question that started with “my girlfriend gave me a blowjob”

I wish I had a question that started with “my girlfriend gave me a blowjob on the way to a party.”

I have made the decision to not watch the trailer.  Gonna go into this completely unaware of what to expect.

I would more or less count Glass as a superhero movie, but they also mean New Mutants...don’t worry if you missed it