When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Some say he’s still falling today...

OMG WHERE DID HE GO?!

I got yelled at by some dipshit commenter last week when I said that Heyward has probably saved 3 runs from happening in the postseason so far. I am now Internet Smug in my rightness

oh god the Cubs WOULD sign Tebow

The curse of Lebron’s 3-1 mockeries appears to be stronger than the curse of the Billy Goat so far. Still early...

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

Aroldis is a free agent to be and there are 2 games left in the WS. He’s available for both.

For all we know there wouldn’t be a game 6 without his appearance.

Did I miss the part where he stopped the rape itself, as he witnessed it?...that important part? That surely happened, yes? He didn’t just, you know, leave that kid alone with the monster, right?

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

But Petchesky is good for when I write about animals.

If Catfish Hunter went by “Jim Hunter” there is no way he makes the hall of fame.

Rollie Fingers is a wonderful name for a greased-up-looking reliever with a tricky sinker. Maybe the perfect name. He’s gonna get the save, and then he’s going to con you out of 40 bucks on your way back to your car.

and that’s why Joe Maddon has been coaching since 1975, won a World Series with the Angels in 2002, won the American League pennant in 2008 with Tampa Bay, won the 2016 National League pennant with Chicago, and was named Manager of the Year in 2008, 2011 and 2015 and you’re......commenting on Deadspin.