I wonder if the team will send him to the same facility as the guy who designed their new uniforms.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

Dropping 60 points is great, but the real story here is that Draymond Green went 48 minutes without kneeing an opposing player in the balls.

Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Or you just let it go, wait for mom to check and then look surprised when she finds the load.

Be careful with this method. Always consider the location of, and operational status of a ceiling fan when doing the lift-and-sniff poopy check. Trust me.

I might be in the minority, but I’d say Ellis deserved what he got. I’m no JT Brown fan or even a bolts fan. No reason to throw even a light check with so little time left in a 3-0 game, let alone while your teammate has the puck.

The thing that got me was how routine the hit looked. This wasn’t Vontaze Burfict cleaning Antonio Browns clock in last years wildcard playoff. How many times each Sunday do you see a similar hit to the one Kuechlys took? As as has been said many times before there really is no way for the league to regulate this out.…

The cart ride was hard to watch for me. He looked so helpless—normally we see the players waving to their teammates or acknowledging the fans, but his look of pure shock and fear was just...really sad

This may legitimately be the thing that makes me stop watching football. I’ll have to wait until the shock wears off to see if my usual indifference returns (which is, sadly, not a joke).
I think what made it hard was not only how scared Kuechly looked but how dominant he looked during the game. He was having an…

So much this. I saw a parent post on a site:

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

If you’re wondering why Mathieu Perreault is in the photo atop this article despite having missed the last two weeks with an injury, the photo is from early October, the one Winnipeg home game this season to which the AP or Getty sent a photographer.

Wine comes in a bottle?

The gif that keeps on giffing

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

BAC TO THE FUTURE