Ben Bithop

“He’s picking up his teeth!!”

Upper decks should really have chest-height plexiglass barriers or netting.

I know how ya feel, i stayed at work last week through some serious constipation, and on top of that, I got a paper cut like 27 minutes after i got in.

i appreciate when athletes gut it out for their team. i do the same thing at work. like last week when i suffered a compound fracture to my femur as well as a serious head injury while i was trying to roller blade down the stairs. within an hour of the horrific injury i was in a team meeting coughing up blood and…

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Crazy is also fun, though

Holy shit, I’ve never heard of someone managing to mangle BOTH knees at once like that. That’s horrible... here’s hoping for as speedy and complete of a recovery as he can get.

Gotta give OJ credit. When he does something remarkable, he does it in pairs.

I’d pay a million dollars to be that vital at age 90.

“In my day, Jagerbombs were made with horse piss and crushed-up amphetamines.”

Suck it Cubs haters!!!! Go Cubbies!!!!

We should have know they were bullshit when 1) “Ramon” donated to Trump (I’m going to guess Trump’s donation list has few Latino-sounding names) and 2) “Godfrey v. (MD)“ is more likely to be a court case Trump is involved in than an actual person donating to the campaign.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

Have you actually read anything on the Kane trial? He was clearly falsely accused. He had the fucking DA going after him and they found nothing on him, plus the whole falsifying evidence thing... Chapman wasn’t even on the Cubs when he pulled that shit. Sounds like you were never that involved in Chicago sports in…

Was at this game last night. When he scored this goal I jumped up and spilled salsa, from my nachos, all over my pants. You owe me pants, Hossa.

This bums me out. It makes me feel bad for all the people that really are victims of sexual assault.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.