“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.

his is a relatively lower-impact clean-up surgery, not a full repair

As a Cubs fan, thank you Dodgers. Thank you with all my heart. I don’t know if the Cubs will win the NLCS but now I know they will not lose it to Dusty fucking Baker. Praise jesus. I would have given up on baseball completely.

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

“Their” franchise player. There is literally nobody more important on the Sabres roster right now, which is the general definition of a franchise player.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

After NYC got a lucky break with Hurricane Irene, a bunch of people who evacuated waterfront neighborhoods whined that the government had lied to them, apparently not understanding that we were warned of the worst case, and a bunch of randomness was involved. A year later, they all stayed put for Hurricane Sandy,…

Oof. That injury is shocking.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.