“a mummified Peyton Manning”

There’s always next year.

Sadly, no more Cardinals losses.

“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This is so awesome.

Bill Buckner was actually sitting in the row in front of them. When everyone started trying to look under his seat, he growled, “Don’t you f***in’ dare.”

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Just let it be man. Let’s just revel in a gesture of goodwill without box score truthering.

I think it’s more making fun of how he got out of Fairley’s way then the fact that he did.

85mph right over the plate and he didn’t even turn around? Grooved. Good.

85 mph, down the center of the plate? It was grooved and it might be Colon’s best career pitch.

Even if he grooved it, it was Gordon’s first HR of the year - even grooved, Dee is NOT going yard all that often. Amazing moment.

I’m a grown man crying almost hysterically watching other grown men cry.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

This is just a bawlfest for me since it started. Dee Gordon broke me.