Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Even as a die-hard Cubs fan, I consider myself lucky to have lived in SoCal for 5 years as a teenager so I could listen to many of the Dodger games he called. There’ll never be anybody better, and glad the Dodgers gave him a thrilling final broadcast at Dodger Stadium. Thanks for everything Vin :)

As he should be remembered:

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Looks like someone got my email!

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

So you are saying the PSU connection didn’t even require a joke.

Wait a minute...I can’t quite make it out from the screenshots, but are they playing the Giants?

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

“The Browns, at No. 2...”

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Don’t watch the NFL if you can’t stomach graphic violence.

Sweden’s jerseys, always so dope

I wore sweatpants about 95% of days in high school. When I wore anything else, even just jeans, people would freak out and tell me how nice I looked.

Bill Mazeroski

Mike Trout has 45.9 fWAR from 2012 to today. The next closest position player has just over 2/3 that much, Josh Donaldson with 31.0. To put that in perspective, through five years Willie Mays had 31.1, Hank Aaron had 28.4, Mickey Mantle had 29.5, Alex Rodriguez had 35.6, Barry Bonds had 31.0, Ken Griffey Jr had 28.1,…