So if I can make it to my garage, I’m safe!

One reason they still need an ump is, at least the first iteration of TrackMan would call balls that bounced into the strike zone a strike.

Barkley doesn't play for the jets my friend... 

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

Yea they gather all their piss and shit and dump it in parking lots in Reno. Very responsible!

Okay, my shift is over. Time to make the run for my car.