Meanwhile, the Seinfeld-themed sex store "Master of Your Domain" still has plenty of customers.

Well, at least it didn't denigrate to the level of VH1's reality dating shows of a decade ago, where one contestant on Megan Wants a Millionaire slaughtered his girlfriend and then killed himself before the cops could get him.

Let's face it … the only truly embarrassing thing associated with Jimmy Carter's presidency was his brother Billy.

And here I was hoping for the battle between the music stars (Micky Dolenz, Hayden Panettiere, David Cassidy, Bryshere Y Gray and Lea Michele) against the time travelers (Scott Bakula, Meeno Paluce, David Tennant, Abigail Spencer and whoever was on Time After Time).

He can't be all bad … he used two spaces after a period, in some locales that's akin to blasphemy and treason.

You want to see how Star Wars would have looked like without editing? Read the Alan Dean Foster novelization, or the first three issues of the Marvel Comics adaptation (both of which worked off of drafts and early footage that was later left on the cutting room floor).

As long as they didn't re-edit it to be a rom-com and replaced Gal Gadot with Katherine Heigl, I'm okay with this.

Always wanted to try a St. Paul Sandwich, even if it meant buying an egg foo young patty at a Chinese restaurant and making the rest of the sandwich from storebought ingredients.

Bonus points if it has any footage of the Dawson City hockey team that competed for the Stanley Cup way back in 1905 … you know, back when Don Cherry was just starting his third year of broadcasting hockey games.

For punishment, he should be sentenced to 15 years in jail with the only entertainment provided to him being the Star Wars Holiday Special and all footage of Jar Jar Binks on an endless loop.

"Hi, thanks for visiting the Waffle House Motel. Would you like your room smothered and covered?"

Call me when someone gets around to a live-action version of Dirty Pair.

Meanwhile, in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, Daniel Striped Tiger and King Friday XIII are trying to find the man who killed Donkey Hodey. The only weapon located at the scene was a boomerang toomerang soomerang.

And they shove The Good Place into a Tuesday 930p time slot. Ugh. Way to mess that one up, NBC.

Let's hear it for the boy.

It's a fucking gyroscope. These kids are playing with a fucking gyroscope.

I think, in response, Eminem's next album should contain a Haka dance.

I remember reading that novel in grade school, it was just as boring. I blame the authors Thorndike and Barnhart.

So Mike Vogel finally got out of the Dome for a new show, eh?

I really liked Emerald City - the fact that they went back to the original L Frank Baum books for some of the characters; the shout-out to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon in one episode, the show had lots of potential. It really did. But if I could only get one ten episode season from it, at least I got that…