And somewhere in that dark night, Gadzooky is still receiving residual checks and not saying a word about it.

Wait for the 2019 Fantastic Four reboot, starring Jack Black as the Thing.

As far as Steve Perry is concerned, the band should have been gone, knowing how they made him feel.

Unless Chuck Woolery's hosting it, I don't care.

Maybe Burt Ward can finally win the vote as the new mayor of Quahog.

He didn't finish his tweet. I think he meant to say "Fuck Baby Driver just blew my fucking mind I want to fucking see it seven more fucking times!"

Still, we coulda had it a-a-a-a-a-alll…

Damn, I thought Trump was going to have a twitter feud with The View this morning. I had Whoopi Goldberg in my office pool as Trump's target for today. Damn it, now Janice in accounting won the pool today. Janice always wins.

♫ Dearly beloved … we are gathered here to get through this thing called copyright…♫

Not bad. I did some construction projects, upcycled a few things, and bought a vintage crate at a flea market.

Next up on the AV Club - the crime against using two spaces after a period to finish a sentence.

And right now I'm imagining some 1940's B-movie where the bad guys are saying, "He moist've gotten free, Boss, I don't know how da copper got away, we moista tied him up with good boy scout knots and alls."

At one point, Tupac was going to appear in the kid movie The Sandlot, but when he said the line "You're killing me, Smalls," someone took it too literally.

Co-starring Denise Richards or GTFO.

In a newly filmed scene, Han Solo fires up the Millennium Falcon and as he's flying away, tells his pursuers to "Eat My Dust."

I would read more about this article, but I'm too busy trying to figure out how to date Natalie Dormer.

Wow, no love for United Passions. Maybe you needed to have a film seen by more than seven people to make this list.

So I would presume Timeless is a midseason replacement for 2017-18? Here's hoping that one of the new shows is The Playboy Club-ish awful and NBC needs a replacement show quick.

I heard John Oliver tried to hire Mr. PeanutButter for that episode, but couldn't because of upcoming filming for BoJack Horseman season 4.

I have no idea why Baldwin deserves a celebrity roast. I mean, sure, he was a memorable character on Firefly, and he was the tough secret agent on Chuck, but two supporting parts get you a roast? Hmm…