Dawg, the pitch on this pitch is really pitchy.

It's a film like that, where Tom Hanks was willing to play a supporting role to advance the story ,that really elevated my opinion of Tom Hanks as one of Hollywood's best actors to work with today.

So was this before or after Dana Plato started making softcore movies?

This is what happens when you leave Charles in Charge of anything.

Couldn't we instead have a Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie run of the new series? That way, when they say "turn down your lights where applicable," in the movie theater it would be very applicable.

Xstream? Is the first release Lucious Lyon's back catalogue?

"If we don't get new episodes of Game of Thrones soon, heads will roll." - Ned Stark

I wonder if I can still donate my ESPN Mobile cell phone to their technology wing…

So how close is Beyonce in earning that PEGOT??

The last time I saw a New York City apartment that even looked remotely realistic, it was Diane Keaton's apartment in the 70's film Looking for Mr. Goodbar. And that wasn't even realistic … I mean, throughout the whole film, she never found the candy bar. No matter how hard she looked for it.

He was dreaming when he wrote this, so sue him if it goes too fast.

That's some passion there. Christ…

I suppose doing Europe's "Carrie" would be a bit of a stretch. Oh wait…

What does he care if a kid asks him to sign a Make America Great Again hat? It's not like the kid would be eligible to vote until maybe 2024, when Ivanka receives the Republican nomination.

Guess there's really no worthwhile info in those infowars.

There'd better be a section on her working with Porter Wagoner or that class will be woefully incomplete.

According to Sting, he took giant steps while walking on the moon…

Just bring back that hot redheaded spokeswoman and I'll be a happy man. And no, I don't mean the "Where's the Beef?" geezer…

Sesame Street should really screw with everybody's minds and send Roosevelt Franklin to the Easter Egg hunt.

I was going to get one of these throwback NES controllers, but I saw that among the pre-loaded games - they didn't have Custer's Revenge. So I passed.