Can they get Clint Eastwood to make a guest appearance?

The Daleks have been rather gay for decades now…

Still no First and 10 episodes yet… what, are people afraid to find out that Delta Burke and O.J. Simpson once starred in a ribald sitcom?

After she bought the cookies, Nancy Cartwright noticed that the kid had a distinctive aroma of teen spirit.

And somewhere in that dark night, Marisa Tomei is still polishing her Oscar and saying to herself, "Thank God Jack Palance blurted out my name instead of what was actually written on that envelope… ooh, there's a little smudge on my Oscar… gotta buff it off…"

Crossover with Westworld and have Ed Harris and Bryce Dallas Howard investigate the murders in Louisiana. Maybe even bring along Maeve and Teddy.

Oh if somebody could figure out a way to have the next Spider-Man movie to star Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield AND Tom Holland as three different Spider-Men all battling an interdimensional villain… you know, like the storyline in the comics a year or two ago…

Would have looked better if she was wearing fishnets and a bustier and singing under the control of Dr. Frank N Furter, amirite?

So my hopes of him returning as Johnny Storm in a Fantastic Four reboot are still alive …

Okay, so Rumer Willis is on the show now, and Demi Moore is scheduled for an appearance later. So before the season ends, are we also going to be blessed with visits on the show from Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher?

Some of those Daft Punk tracks sound like a stuck 45 with a scratch in the groove. You millennials wouldn't understand. Maybe the hipsters would, though.

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can damn that's cold damn that's cold damn that's cold…

Dan Quayle thinks that Donald Trump messed up on that spelling…

Debbie Does Dallas

Well it's the AV Club, so everybody's gonorrhea-d all about it.

Even today ,the Max Headroom ABC drama that ran from 1987-88 is still head's-up awesome science fiction. This clip? Blecch.

Call me when they resurrect The Pirates of Dark Water. Until then…

How Cookie Monster survived 50 years without developing diabetes is a mystery to me…

The reason the crowd is so small is that Trump deported half of the arrivals.

King Kong Phooey