Yeah, but what about the time where Kong wore a rubber suit and fought Godzilla?

Sorta reminds me of the story about the television news reporter who filmed a story about an auto accident victim who was in the hospital, fighting for life. The reporter finished the piece with, "The victim is expected to make a full recovery." Then the reporter redid the video, ending the piece with, "The victim…

Meanwhile, Tim Meadows is contacting Lorne to see if he can come back to SNL in case Son of Zorn doesn't get picked up for another season.

Nancy Kerrigan's on this show this season? (cue obligatory Tonya Harding joke) (cue obligatory Oksana Baiul blackout drunk joke) (cue Josee Chouinard joke about how nobody remembers who Josee Chouinard was).

The last time I sat on the couch like this, I was six years old, it was Saturday morning and I was watching The Bugaloos and eating a bowl of Sugar Smacks.

Would have been funnier if they had used Jody Dallas' dialogue from Soap.

I always wondered if Chance the Rapper was the reincarnation of Chance the Gardener.

And we'll never be Royals.

Shirley MacLaine just had a flashback to something that happened to her three or four lives ago.

But who's going to headline the Coachellonaroostockapalooza tour?

And somewhere in a Price Waterhouse Coopers vault in a non-descript Los Angeles office building, the envelope that contains the 2016 Oscar for Best Picture - Mad Max: Fury Road - is still locked away, with a staff member whispering, "Damn glad they didn't let this one get out."

went right .. left .. right … left … up ..down … was it an Oscar envelope or the Konami Code?

Just make all the damn bathrooms unisex and be done with it.

In celebration of Twin Peaks Day, I went and re-read the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer. Then I scrubbed my entire body with Brillo pads and said five novenas.

One of these days I wish one of his staffers would swap out his cell phone with a Speak and Spell and see if he even notices the difference.

Rumor has it he doesn't even want to play the Boy from Oz in the Boy from Oz movie if the Boy from Oz movie ever got made.

I hope it includes the time when he and RuPaul broke kayfabe and started shooting on each other at an MTV awards show.

Meanwhile, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell are sitting at a Las Vegas casino, dropping $100 chips at a craps table and reminiscing about the good old days.

And all the planets were stored on the spaceship Mead, in their Trappist Keeper.

The day-glo orange baseball for night games should be coming in 2019.