So there's still hope for that Empire / Nashville crossover? Can't wait to see Jamal Lyon going up against Juliette Barnes in the next ASA awards… or Hakeem's talent roster battling against Scarlett and Gunnar on tour…

Oh and we can't have a documentary about Spy Magazine go up against a fictionalized version of the same satirical publication? In the name of Antonio Prohias, why not?

At least it wasn't the one guy who bought the pharmaceutical company and then jacked up the prices of all the meds.

No mention of the Monkees' failed 33 1/3 TV special?

You can't date Natalie Dormer if you can't at least spell her name properly.

Next time, lock it by putting a Ramsay Bolton.

Yeah, should have said Denny Laine. My bad.

Man, after all these years, I'd wish he'd just swallow his pride and get the band back together. Just make a call to Denny McLaine and the rest of Wings…

It's not like the network executives are storing their ideas in any minimum crawlspace that would give them any max headroom…

Maybe she could star in a cooking movie with Cookie Monster, which would make it a "non-com rom-com nom nom nom."

Cheer up, Fozzie… you could always team up with Greg the Bunny and do a variety show spinoff…

Meh. In terms of season-ending soap opera weddings, it still has a long way to go to match up with the Moldavian Massacre.

Oh man, I so wanted to see Shine Johnson go up to Hakeem and Laura and say, "Yo Dawg, I heard you needed a new ride, so my boys at West Coast Customs took this 1965 Ford Galaxie 500 and tripped it out into your brand new whip!"

Wendy Carlos is offended. So are Daft Punk.

The one show I'm rooting for is Time After Time. Maybe it's because I was a fan of the 1979 movie… but still, of the three time-travel shows on network TV this year, it looks like it has the most promise.

Meanwhile, there's a crew of Browncoats crying and gnashing their teeth and saying, "If Fox gave us one half the support they gave Sleepy Hollow, Firefly would still be on the air today!" Then they all went back to their parents' basements and checked their Reddit accounts.

Wait, Sleepy Hollow got renewed - despite spending the second half of their season in the Friday Night Death Slot? Damn, Ichabod Crane really IS supernatural, ain't he?

And somewhere in that deep, dark night, a stuffed felt character once known as Greg the Bunny finally pulls that needle out of the Kermit voodoo doll he created last year.

Gil Scott-Heron would seriously disagree with you.

Just like McDonald's had different versions of that flexi-disc promotional gimmick, the song it was based on - "Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me)" had customized versions depending on the radio station that played the song. Sort of "Life is a Rock (but WLS Rolled Me)," for example.