KILLER MEATBALLS 2: Mama Mia that's a spicy meatball!

Amy Schumer received a nomination? At this rate, she'll have an EGOT by the end of next month.

And somewhere in a Las Vegas pawn shop, Rick Harrison is still screening calls from pranksters.

Has anyone contacted the average Frozen fan for their opinion? Don't worry, Alaska.

I remember him as a supporting character in the sci-fi drama Max Headroom; he and Jere Burns were Brueghel and Mahler, two thugs who worked on the edge of the city and appeared in several episodes.

"Later iterations of the show added an aardvark with a James Mason-esque voice chasing an ant modeled after Dean Martin…"

Jon English's "Hollywood Seven" (aspiring starlet moves into cheap LA apartment; gets killed; new aspiring starlet moves into cheap LA apartment).

Austin Roberts' "Rocky" (with that classic lyric, "Rocky, I never had to die before … don't know if I can do it…")

If you lived in Australia, you got the great eleven-minute-long #1 hit by Stevie Wright, "Evie" (song is in three movements; guy falls for girl; guy gets girl pregnant; baby dies in childbirth). Yes, it's 11 minutes long and yes it hit #1 on the Oz pop charts.

I'm still waiting for the sequel to The Coca-Cola Kid, with Eric Roberts and Greta Scacchi.

Not one word about James Garner's performance as God in the blink-twice-and-you'll-miss-it series "God, The Devil and Bob"?

Madonna has always been on the cusp of comedy genius. Anyone who's seen her film "A Certain Sacrifice" will agree.

As much as I love Downton Abbey, they owe Jean Marsh about five years' worth of royalties for all the plotlines they poached from Upstairs, Downstairs.

For me, that Cookie-Anika brawl was the best part of the show. The last time I saw two divas scrap with this much intensity, Pumkin had just spit on New York on the first season of Flavor of Love.

I bet their lawyer is a rich girl. Probably hired a bunch of private eyes to find that the cereal appeals to all the man eaters. I'd tell more of these puns in front of her face, but … she's gone.

The best part about Yaz(oo) was that their biggest hit, "Situation," was all over the New York City dance clubs and American college radio stations due to that awesome Francois Kervokian remix.

Friday Night Lights was the first TV show where I specifically stayed away from any spoiler alerts for as long as possible. I didn't have DirecTV and so when those episodes aired on their channel, I avoided every possible spoiler alert regarding the show's episodes and watched them as they aired on NBC a few months…

Oh-oh, the Power and the Passion…

So the hallucinogen gas was called Midnight Oil? And through half the episode, all I could think about was the Australian rock band of the same name.

I was surprised that Jim Henson wasn't listed in the "In Memoriam" section. I mean, he did have the Muppets as part of the show for a couple of years…