“Just want a decent team who won’t get relegated and whose fanbase is not full of idiots and assholes.”

I just hope she uses her nerd powers for good

See you next June pops

I wonder if the other astronauts leave passive-aggressive notes about wiping down the ARED machine when you’re down with your workout.

Nothing like an article about tipping to wake up everyone’s inner cheapskate

Kenji sold yout bro- on Kinja, no less. There are no heroes left, I’m afraid.

“The Money Changers Putting Their Tables Back Up In The Temple After That Drama Queen Hippie Had His Hissy Fit”?

Florid, but who cares anymore I mean honestly fuck it

So much for “douche-apalooza” :(

Did you know ‘vs. Trump’ lawsuits number over 3,500 in the last 30+ years? Deplorable

Wow gauntlet thrown, i09 comment section. Do you bIte your thumb at me, sir? scenes from a Kinja knife fight

It’s quite the pudding ring, and then some.

What’s round on the sides, and apparently super high in the middle?

That’s a great point I take it all back

Nobody should have to be able to get over treason. Your myopia is useful to the current administration and its handlers on the frozen, kleptocratic tundra.

Nice. Well- I gotta go now

Time to move on, Brother Bernard

Get over it.

I love that at 2 minutes in “David” the judge/word guy starts explaining the final round rules in condescending monosyllab-ese, then the other guy wades in to congratulate the 3rd place finisher, and little “19"—refusing to be iced by the patriarchy—sighs loudly into the mic like, “STFU I’M HERE TO DESTROY CAN WE…

Let’s think about the logic trap you’ve sprung only upon yourself: