“Could I get 5 three-minute sessions instead?” You really need some representation brah

This is just regular Reich, nothing Alt about it. Alt Reich would be like if they had black girlfriends, no? I have a confuse

“Cleveland blows 3-0 lead” —Steve Kerr’s 3rd lumbar, just getting here

—but enough about Tom Cruise—

This was a test- if you commented here, you’ll be shadowbanned for life.

Reminds me of a song

Pictured: casual Friday at the mental hospital

3 & 5 times, respectively? A shot in the dark here

Neither Canadians nor Europeans are allowed to comment on who makes a better Federation captain, sorry- it’s an American product/invention, so...

The J is for Judas actually

“decency”?

If you’re parting company with a great many people over something, it’s probably you.

Nothing says “MLB Opening Day” like the old 8-bit Fugue in C Major. Goodbye winter for realz

Rhetorical headers gon’ rhetoric, so

“Hey Jenny!”

Plus they both clearly skipped leg day.

Oh look Atlanta is on fire again

I feel like Halle Berry only fatter, whiter, and duder

Black Swan II: The Nicening

If you say so- analogies aren’t my ‘strong suit’