Divide and conquer, my dude.

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That courtside commentator’s breathless gushing was hypnotic.

“Hey it looks like you’re going to win- what say you wait up and we finish together?” lol jesus christ are you fucking kidding me? Have some dignity, dude.

If Hieronymous Bosch worked for the Florida tourism board.

Didn't Alperen Hearths open for Real Estate before they left Woodsist for SubPop? I was at that show.

They really made quidditch seem effortless in those Harry Potter movies, didn't they.

His suffering is hypnotic.

“The arc of moral history bends a little faster towards justice in California.” -maybe MLK said that, maybe he didn't who knows

Normally not one to play Spot the Tomato Troll, but is this you?

Frisch gemahlener pfeffer.

It would be fantastic if 100 years from now shit like this didn’t happen, anywhere in the world. Is that too much to hope for? You keep thinking all the unnecessary sacrifice is a just a bridge from dark ages that apparently refuses to fucking die already. Only a god is supposed to judge sin upon death, not stupid,…

You didn't really come here to talk basketball, did you.

Political post partum. It's a killer.

Anarchists can be so touchy. [sniff]

Vast right wing conspiracies are effective at sublimating intangibles.

Are we sure that friend had any liberal leanings?

That kicker- condolences to his family, friends and fans.

I thought all those naked people were in love, and just expressing it for free on the internet. There is a lot of love out there I'll tell you what.

If the Cavs win the series, I will eat ropa vieja.