I fucking love Marshawn and I can't wait for him to return home to the Raider Nation next year.

Also, he doesn't take ill-advised threes anymore because who the hell wants to be in downtown Cleveland?

Thanks, Doug. Back to me, Doug.

Honolulu's homeless population sounds like an extremely helpful bunch.

He just figured if he saw three Johnny Manziels, maybe one of them could complete a fucking pass to him.

I think you meant to post this comment on the ESPN.com facebook comments.

This could be some sort of weekly feature or something. Deadspin's Worst Highlight Truthers.

You get right the fuck out of here.

Hope Cums Solo

I KNEW this would happen eventually.

I'm pretty sure the Serial crew could stretch this into 11 episodes.

When you put on your tin foil hat, do you find it makes it harder for the Government to read your thoughts?

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.

New England is loaded with white trash.

Gross. Speaking as an alumnus and a person that thinks taking away the victories in the first place was silly, this seems entirely like gloating, and leaves me feeling dirty as it has every other time the people in State College have publicly worshiped Paterno since the child abuse news broke out.

Because money.

My wife will occasionally watch this Girls show. Sometimes I can't take it, so I sneak into our basement and unplug the router, which results in no TV signal.

This is a good article. But I disagree with the premise that Steph Curry's public statements or behavior mean anything in way of support for Mark Jackson. At a certain level of sports celebrity, there is money to be made for being known as "fiercely loyal" and some players act the role. I saw this same song and dance…

This story is disgraceful. For a man with his career, and all of his winnings, to sink so low...

You seem fun :)