I'd be pretty embarrassed and ashamed to be Jermaine Cunningham right about now.

Gawker... Gawker c'mon.

Maybe I'm a stickler for tradition. Maybe this annual occurrence has become so ingrained in my being that I don't want it to change. It's hard to explain, but there's just something so life affirming about my beloved Arsenal qualifying for the Champions League every year while seemingly going out of their way to look…

Thank God, ReforMatt, where I go for all my Native American information.

sand in the vagina again?

I can't even count how many times I've gotten drunk and ended up at McDonalds.

Jim Ross this knows all too well. That "son-of-a-bitch".

The guy created a charity for disadvantaged kids, of which he is heavily involved. He just hosted a fundraising dinner with Joe Montana for crying out loud, during which he was open and candid, on camera, for journalists. He'll talk when it's involving something about which he actually cares to discuss. That's Doug…

I obviously don't know Marshawn personally so maybe I'm wrong, but I'm guessing when he's a broken old man like each of us someday become and he looks back at when he could have been the man that joyfully talked about how great it was to have had fun doing something we all love him for - instead of the man that…

"he'll be sad for the choices he made."

"Today's black men need to get it together. You're not supposed to lick the shoes."

The Grizzlies seem cool.

Dear Scrooge: So your '97 Accord with 213,479 miles on it gets stolen. You have excellent insurance, and your excellent insurance company has a cashier's check for the full Kelly Blue Book value of your dearly departed car in your hand within 24 hours. What do you buy? A) A brand new car! B) Beer for the Grizzlies…

Also not fucking: People who play laser tag.

Say it with me. "The Havana Cuban Rays."

Look, above your head! It's a joke!

I'd rather fuckin' work at McDonald's than work in front of those guys (SE and his circle). Not that there is anything bad about working at McDonald's.

They need someone on staff who speaks English first.

From what I remember about Friedel, it seems irresponsible to suggest he could successfully block anything.