How could you not love Milito? That "Yo Adrian" line? Classic.

Fucking Christ. Shut the fuck up.

That's very funny, because all cops are bad, right?

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

Ways to spell Chris, Ranked.

BONUS COVERAGE "Male party that's been sitting underneath a tree for the past 20 minutes, not moving."

Masturbate to soft-core cable porn?

WARNING: You are stupid

WHO IS THE GENIUS THAT SOLD HIM THEIR GRANDPA'S GLASSES FOR AN EXORBITANT FEE?

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

I never thought I would read so many words about the man who gave us "Gimme Becky" but here we are...

I'm just curious how a few players coming out of the tunnel with their hands up for a few seconds "infected" your entire Sunday afternoon. If that's all it takes to derail your entire day, well, that's a whole other issue you might need to consider.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

This isn't official. Didn't hear 1 "world star"

I went to my 10 year reunion in 2003. Hadn't spoken to anyone in the 10 years since grad, but was curious, so made the drive out (from Vancouver, BC into the interior where my small hometown is). I also wanted to go because my gf at the time was super hot and I figured I could show off a bit.

Geez. This is the best? High School reunions are fucking lame.

Kieu was arrested when police couldn't find an FSU student card.

"timcurtin" was taken?

Original!

Yeah, I'm with you. This email made me genuinely sad.