was it one of those gay applebees bars?

Ya but are his balls as big as this Sam's?

You posted this picture of her as if it was going to result in anything other than this. Then you say "Free Noriana Radwan" as if this wasn't a direct effect of your initial report. Deadspin is the new Rovell.

UConn Wins Conference Soccer Championship, Flips The Nine People Watching the American Athletic Conference Women's Soccer Championship The Bird

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

I laughed really hard at this. 7+13+1 is 21. Switch them around and that's a 12. She was born on 12/13/1989.

I also see data.

You see a meaningless photo, I see data.

This meeting makes sense since the Knicks adopted "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" as their playoff anthem.

So basically you agree with me but still want to write your soap opera, then? That's cool too.

I pity the world you live in, I don't wish it on anyone. good luck with life.

I'm starting to think you're dumber than she is.

Yes.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

"Poo Dollar" makes me now understand why Manziel did this gesture after being drafted by the Browns.

As a fellow short white guy, I have to say this dude can ball and I miss him greatly in the NBA. Every time I see him play, I think back to the old PS2 game NBA Street . . . RI+L1+square.

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

Hi, Milwaukee here. You know, a city that has a lot of cold weather and hockey. So anyways, if your not doing anything, maybe you'd want to go out sometime. I know your kind of seeing South Florida, but if you are ever looking for someone that will really appreciate you, we're here for you.

she said something along the lines of "That's not the first time I've heard that"