From: Chris Ambrose

I'd rather have the Dodgers lose in Game 7 of the NLCS every year for the rest of my life than to live in the shithole that is St. Louis.

6 is also a fitting number for this shirt, since that's how many times Darren Wilson shot an unarmed black kid.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

I'm a Padres fan so hell yeah I'm jealous of the success the Cardinals have. Why these articles, jokes, and consistent nationwide fun-poking keeps happening is the unrelenting bullshit that Cardinals fans spew out over stuff that no one cares about.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

I laughed and cried at the same time reading this comment.

Add another weeks suspension for that haircut

Werth: Damn, that guy's pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as my teammate.

It's a dumb rule, but still the correct call:

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

Underrated in this was the camera man at :50 who was going in for the honey shot thinking the play was surely over.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

Phelps: [sits down at Blackjack table]

[blows a fourteen]
[goes to jail]

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

In an entirely unrelated story, Brady Hoke has announced plans for the installation of a slingshot ride in Michigan's training facilities. "It's to raise awareness," he said.

1. what Lopez calls his "Statshead Prediction."