Brian Williams..?

This has been tried with NFL teams before, but all that guy ever heard was: "For the last time, Mr. Cromartie, we're all out of Jets onesies."

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

Made me laugh, but starred because that's some nice Kinja formatting

chick on the right is definitely not a Pats fan, nothing deflated about those... AMIRITE?

I study porn 2 hours a day. 😝

The Sixers are like a TED talk. In under 5 minutes I learned they are shitty and unwatchable.

VERY BAD KINJA

My heart goes out to everyone involved in this tragic story.

Sure you did.

Enjoy your soccer there Adolf.

That's backwards. We ain't you because we hate you.

Really great ambassadorship of your club, guys. Just top-class stuff. I'm sure the PR department at the Bridge is really thrilled with that behavior. It's not enough for you pieces of shit to be hated in your own country, you have to wear your ignorance as some sort of badge of honor too? What a bunch of fucknuts.

A decent apology, but dude - that is who you are.

How is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue still a thing?

THON is a charity fundraising event promoted by Penn State throughout the northeast, that although marketed as "helping kids fight cancer", funnels 100% of solicited funds to a entity called Four Diamonds Fund that solely benefits Penn State's own medical center serving a limited region in central Pennsylvania. The…

"I've never met a biscotti I didn't thank."

Benn probably thought this was real.

Look, Kevin, that's a risk you take when you try to ride Richie Incognito.

I take it you're a dude?