WARNING: You are stupid

WHO IS THE GENIUS THAT SOLD HIM THEIR GRANDPA'S GLASSES FOR AN EXORBITANT FEE?

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

I never thought I would read so many words about the man who gave us "Gimme Becky" but here we are...

I'm just curious how a few players coming out of the tunnel with their hands up for a few seconds "infected" your entire Sunday afternoon. If that's all it takes to derail your entire day, well, that's a whole other issue you might need to consider.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

This isn't official. Didn't hear 1 "world star"

I went to my 10 year reunion in 2003. Hadn't spoken to anyone in the 10 years since grad, but was curious, so made the drive out (from Vancouver, BC into the interior where my small hometown is). I also wanted to go because my gf at the time was super hot and I figured I could show off a bit.

Geez. This is the best? High School reunions are fucking lame.

Kieu was arrested when police couldn't find an FSU student card.

"timcurtin" was taken?

Original!

Yeah, I'm with you. This email made me genuinely sad.

was it one of those gay applebees bars?

Ya but are his balls as big as this Sam's?

You posted this picture of her as if it was going to result in anything other than this. Then you say "Free Noriana Radwan" as if this wasn't a direct effect of your initial report. Deadspin is the new Rovell.

UConn Wins Conference Soccer Championship, Flips The Nine People Watching the American Athletic Conference Women's Soccer Championship The Bird

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

I laughed really hard at this. 7+13+1 is 21. Switch them around and that's a 12. She was born on 12/13/1989.

This meeting makes sense since the Knicks adopted "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" as their playoff anthem.