So basically you agree with me but still want to write your soap opera, then? That's cool too.

I pity the world you live in, I don't wish it on anyone. good luck with life.

I'm starting to think you're dumber than she is.

Yes.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

"Poo Dollar" makes me now understand why Manziel did this gesture after being drafted by the Browns.

As a fellow short white guy, I have to say this dude can ball and I miss him greatly in the NBA. Every time I see him play, I think back to the old PS2 game NBA Street . . . RI+L1+square.

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

Hi, Milwaukee here. You know, a city that has a lot of cold weather and hockey. So anyways, if your not doing anything, maybe you'd want to go out sometime. I know your kind of seeing South Florida, but if you are ever looking for someone that will really appreciate you, we're here for you.

More like No Balance, amirite?

she said something along the lines of "That's not the first time I've heard that"

Why did you mention NJ as a 'legitimate place"? WTF does that even mean? Does that mean the other places this has taken place aren't legitimate?

From: Chris Ambrose

I'd rather have the Dodgers lose in Game 7 of the NLCS every year for the rest of my life than to live in the shithole that is St. Louis.

6 is also a fitting number for this shirt, since that's how many times Darren Wilson shot an unarmed black kid.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

I'm a Padres fan so hell yeah I'm jealous of the success the Cardinals have. Why these articles, jokes, and consistent nationwide fun-poking keeps happening is the unrelenting bullshit that Cardinals fans spew out over stuff that no one cares about.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.