You’ve got a weird perspective of what constitutes “dying on a hill”. It’s a simple fact that screw tops have myriad practical advantages over natural closures, but simpleminded chucklefucks like yourself can’t get past hurr durr, screw tops cheap. But I bet you’re too good to drink new world wines, too - nothing but…

Huh, didn’t know corks had taints.

This is my WILLY!!!

I WANT TO SEND PIC OF MY WILLYS!!!1

Screw tops aren’t just for cheap wine any more, snob.

Does Paul Maidment have THAT many alternate email addresses?

“Fap dungeon” is not a term I expected to hear today, but here we are.

If the internet and entitled men (mostly, but not exclusively, white) have taught me anything... Yes, this video will spawn more like-minded comments and emails. 

I also get drunk and read my hate mail, mostly from creditors.

Anyone who has yet to listen to that episode of Tempest needs to do so, stat. (Tempest overall is damn good, but that particular one is an absolute standout.)

ok boomer

How was the wine, and what was the car on that label?

So, I have to wonder. Is this video going to spawn a bunch of people being complete jackwagons so they can get their 20 seconds of fame?

It’s not Dead Letters (RIP) but it always make me feel better about my life when I see that some people have nothing better to do than send hate mail and creep letters to people they don’t know and will hopefully never meet. I don’t make the best life choices sometimes but things like this make me think that I’m doing…

Oh man. I just listened to David Obuchowski’s podcast on this TODAY. I don’t think I can take more of that vile shit.

None of the sleek elegance of the Gen1 Taurus wagon!

Oh my god, the custom headlights make it look like it’s wide-eyed and screaming in agony over its own existence.

My latest bloodwork did show quite a bit of iron...

Hi David, big fan/supporter.

You can still get a Magnum, they just changed the name and altered the OE ride height. It can be fixed.