Really, what modern truck - especially with an off road package - has a bed with easy access sides?

I was about to mock the complete lack of side access to the bed, but then I remembered the side rails of a modern Chevy or Ford 4x4 is over 5.5 feet so I guess by that metric, it’s exactly par.

Well, I preordered one... $100 isn’t a huge bet to place on it. I’m lukewarm on the looks but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that this will off-road better than my Ranger 4x4, drive 300 miles before charging on country’s biggest supercharger network, and tow my fun car to the track, all for $20K cheaper than a…

The correct car to leverage this take at is the Ford Flex.

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

But Toyota outed itself by joining [...] on the Trump Administration’s side of the Clean Air Act fight with the state of California.

I’ll wager it isn’t hard to find a Prius owner in Conifer Colo. Just move a few dozens Subarus or Jeeps out of the way and there they’ll be :)

I normally don’t mind a little bias (for flavor) but Jalopnik continues sliding deeper into partisan nonsense while giving us increasingly less information. To the people writing for this website: Please attempt to explain an issue semi-objectively before throwing in your opinion. All this told me was that the author…

Bu-bu-BUT THEY’RE SIDING WITH TRUMP

And with the OP being in Texas, all this would need to be a legal "kit car" is lights and wipers. Spend the additional $11K on tires and bail. 

Subaru? Ha! I get 8 MPG in mine! EIGHT.

Lots of millennial traits in this car, too:

Stories like this are why I’ve tried to get less judgmental over the years when it comes to cars. No matter what car is out there, likely someone treasures it and considers it their pride and joy.

“the G80 doesn’t smell as nice as a Mercedes”

Sorry, but I disagree. Not only did they give it the Mustang name, but they knew how much of a mockery it was to do so and named it Mustang Mocky, and no one at corporate caught on.

Is this SUV planning an attack on The Rock ?

damn, this trolled me harder than a yahoo article title. i came in here ready to see an american engine in a german car with a japanese badge. 

I think they should be proud that nobody is confusing them for an Infiniti.

Ok girls, put on your helmets and don’t tell your mother about this.

Wow, I just realized I  have over 500 HP in my garage! I have to admit that over half of that number comes in the form of a minivan.