I'd be sweating bullets too if I was in Kimmel's hot seat. He was bashing Ford pretty hard. I almost feel bad for the guy.

Gotta be better at hiding than that.

LOL. I wish they would use my scores. Some days I feel like I haven't accomplished too much of equivalent note since then.

IMO, the credit checks are even worse. "Your having gotten fucked by modern American finance means you must be a terrible employee, so, sorry, though we might otherwise hire you and give you the means to recover from said fuckery, #NOPE. Go flip burgers for seven years as penance."

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

She also might have ended up on the moon, but I'm not calling her an astronaut.

That's called kidnapping. Give me examples of an adult American who got trapped in human trafficking. Sure it's possible, but doesn't mean it's realistic. Happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME to very poor non-Americans. To pretend it almost happened to a professional with money, resources, and a fucking US passport is…

Don't question this woman's feelings, she was pretty much raped and murdered.

Recently, however, the price of fame may have nearly cost me my life

Jezebel, you ARE the media. You posted this story, and even if Lindy put a disclaimer saying it may be false, you still posted this and ran it as it were fact. And you and Gawker have done this before with other stories that turned out to be hoaxes. Try doing some research before you post a story that turns out to be…

I wonder why he decided to hijack the whole plane (and thus break some laws) instead of just landing as planned in Italy and then going AWOL?

Or you know, we could take him at his word and think nothing fucking happend......

Translation: "I don't want anyone on the Panthers to target me like Martin did."

Pro tip for olympians: make a "pizza slice" shape with your skis

Has anyone bitching about this actually played team sports? In football I got the Martin treatment until I acted like a man and freaked the fuck out on the 2 guys like Incognito and Pouncey. I earned respect through throwing one of them through a locker partition. No one talks shit to the guy that stands up for…

Martin Says it all toward the end....He doesn't know how to fight back. Anyone who has ever tried to break free from bullying decides one day....Im going to take this\these dudes out or I am going to die trying. Instead of doing that, he decided to flee the team instead of stand up for himself, of course in his way,…

I do think context is necessary. On the surface yes, this all sounds pretty bad. And some stuff, like the Pearl Harbor Day prank clearly crosses a line. However, if Incognito and Martin had a friendship, its different. I'm a black guy. If I chose to recall tales of some of the stuff my white friends have said to…

It seems like Martin never made it clear that it bothered him. This report is full of lines like "Martin was offended, but laughed it off at the time."

I don't see how anyone can discredit Incognito's legitimacy with what was said here; clearly he's a real offensive lineman.