He's a white guy, it's cool.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Why? Have you ever been to LA?

I support this trend and think more Gawker writers should be pranked.

I would love this considering doing well at the SAT is pretty much the only life skill I have.

Yeah but she's a woman so obviously she is telling the truth and we must protect her!

She does sound fucking crazy, though.

Weird, I was raped by a Nigerian scam artist under similar circumstances last year.

Way to discover that the Olympics are totally bullshit.

Yeah well maybe he wasn't cut out to be a pro football player. I know I'm not. Some dudes get off on that macho jock bullshit. Shockingly, the NFL has a lot of those dudes in it since their job is to beat the shit out of each other for a living.

this isn't downhill.

OK.

His job is knocking people on their ass, he's not in the UN.

Exactly. If you read the history of txts between Incognito and Martin they were obviously friends. Maybe you have a friend who is kind of a douche that you tolerate, but blaming him when you check yourself into a mental hospital is a fucking childish move.

Martin does seem like an enormous bitch, tho.

fuck yes

lol

yeah dude i'm so racist that i don't think being a black quarterback is particularly notable in 2014.

no problem, bro. i'm so fucking racist!

Not all of it since it was like 50 fucking pages long, proving that being black and a quarterback isn't particularly notable in 2014. Call me when they write the article about the history of great white wide receivers and running backs.