Always kick em in the groin as soon as possible.

My dream is a world without rapists and harassers

yep. the most densely populated city in the US. it happens all the frickin time.

Jesus. The worst offenders at my office just talk on the phone or eat in the stall (which might be worse than jerking it).

It sounds like you have the beginning of an interesting fantasy world. Sadly, the ones that sell are the ones where you imagine dragons and frozen zombies, but you keep all the rape.

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There are guys that groan while using the urinal at work. It’s off-putting. There are also people that try to carry on conversations in the restroom. Then there was the guy jacking it in a stall next to me one time that was quiet as a mouse. I only noticed because I could hear that skin-on-skin rubbing noise. The…

No, unfortunately it’s not never (glares at guy in grocery store parking lot. And I don’t mean the back unlit corner, I mean, like, halfway in surrounded by other cars).

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

Her legs look like she could kick the head clean off my shoulders.

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

Start off selling one kidney, one lung and both eyes from this Vishwanath Akuthota guy, then turn him into a forced bone marrow and blood donor whilst we figure out what else of his might be useful.

Even a USB cable with a short can do that. I once had a user who’s computer would shut down every time she plugged in her phone to charge. Luckily , it never fried the power supply, but it’s the same idea. 

Looking forward to how everyone-recording-every-stupid-thing-they-do will affect Law and Order.