Always kick em in the groin as soon as possible.

My dream is a world without rapists and harassers

yep. the most densely populated city in the US. it happens all the frickin time.

Jesus. The worst offenders at my office just talk on the phone or eat in the stall (which might be worse than jerking it).

It sounds like you have the beginning of an interesting fantasy world. Sadly, the ones that sell are the ones where you imagine dragons and frozen zombies, but you keep all the rape.

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There are guys that groan while using the urinal at work. It’s off-putting. There are also people that try to carry on conversations in the restroom. Then there was the guy jacking it in a stall next to me one time that was quiet as a mouse. I only noticed because I could hear that skin-on-skin rubbing noise. The…

No, unfortunately it’s not never (glares at guy in grocery store parking lot. And I don’t mean the back unlit corner, I mean, like, halfway in surrounded by other cars).

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

Her legs look like she could kick the head clean off my shoulders.

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

You dont even know what a shitty airline is if you think United is a shitty airline.

Alaska is not a thing outside of the West coast. Elsewhere, your choices are often basically United or Spirit. Southwest is ok, but also a bit limited.

I routinely pay for more legroom and an aisle seat. I’d totally pay a bit more for a bit bigger seat, or even just a seat made with a seat-back that wasn’t designed to hurt backs after 10 minutes of sitting on them. The problem is business class and first class are hundreds of dollars more most of the time.

I know a bunch of people are going to come on here and claim they’d totally pay extra for bigger seats or more leg room. Sure. You can if you want, it’s called business class or first class on most airlines. But there’s a reason there’s maybe 20, 30 seats in those classes and 100 - 200 in economy: customers are…