My Eyes Are Down Here Sweater

The United States Postal Service is a wonderful national treasure, enshrined in the Constitution and supported by the American people. Without any taxpayer funding, the USPS serves 150 million households and businesses each day, providing affordable, universal mail service to all – including rich and poor, rural and…

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.” — George Carlin

We hope you will enjoy working for our company, where the executives receive “golden parachutes” and the workers receive “golden showers”.

Caitlin PenzeyMoog - “According to Yankoic’s Instagram account... “

aviation maverick?

Wrong muscles getting big in your pix. It would be some of his mouth muscles getting all bulked up - from sucking. Maybe his butt too.

David Boddiger - “... but reports that the president tapped his own daughter ...”

Random1Guy - He’s likely a special needs child (on the spectrum), so she can probably use all the help she can get.

The same thing happened to “Jethro” from “The Beverly Hillbillies”.

This is why my idea is the most gooderest. Sell a bidet with, or as an add-on for a bidet, a HD color camera with zoom. You can ALWAYS know if you are clean and rid of Klingons. And make some $$ selling the videos.

This is why my idea is the most gooderest. Sell a bidet with, or as an add-on for a bidet, a HD color camera with…

Fuck the dogs and cats. I don’t want ME to breathe this stuff.

It turns out that I have killed several neighbors over this very issue. Is my face red!