Stephen A. Crockett Jr - “On Tuesday, the president of back-road moonshine runners decided to have a full-on dick-measuring contest with the most unstable nation in the whole, entire world: North Korea.”

“Donald Trump is ... ignorant in a way that’s insulting to the office, insulting to America...”, David Letterman - New York Magazine - March 6, 2017

“Only one of the women present at the first women’s rights convention in Seneca Falls in 1848 — only one, Charlotte Woodward — lived long enough to see women actually get to vote.” (on Aug 18, 1920) - Bill Moyers - Sept 11, 2016

TrumpsTinyHands - “It is good to keep in mind what TrumPutin means by “great” when he goes full MAGA.”

Rooo sez BISH PLZ - “Considering a good half of the population has been operating at a deficit, they’re going to need to step it up, don’t you think?”

marimvibe, new packaging, same great taste - “A lot of the time the airplane doesn’t need a good chunk of runway, the pilots will slow down without brakes at all and then just veer onto a taxi and continue to kinda coast down for a bit”

e_is_real_i_isnt - “It’s a stack of pads and disks.”

Zesty Sesty - “also i would like to volunteer to enforce this law daily on my commute to/from work on 195 in NJ... i would gladly hand out tickets for this in exchange for a valid PBA card.”

Perravieja - “Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.”

ThePriceofEggsinMalta - “... and he makes deals, everybody says he makes the best deals, and these countries and all their billions of citizens are just so grateful, some of them even built statues dedicated to Donald Trump, because he helped them win ...”

Kim Jong’s Angst - “I have the best mental of me being a big, sloppy, giant mess, spilling crumbs everywhere, and little spider bots scrambling around my chest to gather them up.”

Eat Some LSD - “When that happens to me, fuck it; I’ll just switch over to bathrobes or smoking jackets, depending on my wealth at the time.”

Cavey - “Donate here to learn the truth about Pizzagate and Benghazi!”

Cavey - “She decided to be involved with her daddy’s newest failing business and bragged about how she could keep him from being a shit throwing goon.”

Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith - “Why did they MS Paint over his clothes...?”

MBCock - “And in Mexico City, we have this....”

AmericaDied2016 - “Pence being President is far, far, far more dangerous than Trump.”

Bea Arthur au naturel - “Having spent a lot of time with kindergarteners, I’d say Trump’s understanding of the way law enforcement works is probably not too far off from a five year old boy’s.”

Andrew Daisuke - “Every time the dude opens his mouth something bad happens. He has never, at any time, had any normal interactions with anyone.”