It’s very sad that this has become the most powerful person on our planet. This is what we and the world must fear.

The tech for keeping the sped up audio from sounding like Donald Duck works like this. When doing fast playback, chop the audio into segments some milliseconds long. Throw away segments then stretch the remaining segments to return the audio to normal pitch.

det-devil-ails - “Calling it now: “Condos.””

Weird Fishes - “The Donald - and I hope soon - will be learning that there are consequences to his actions.”

JujyMonkey: 16 Schnitzengruben is my limit - “Oh, how the mighty have fallen. And I’m loving it!”

Donald Trump is the president most likely to be despised until the heat death of the universe! In a hundred thousand years, our post-human descendants will still curse the anniversary his birth! Alien races across the galaxy will use “Trump” as a vile epithet, synonymous with their most unpleasant bodily functions!-…

Civil Forfeiture: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

I hope that our new female Dr. Who is paid the same, or more, than our last male Dr. Who.

gearboxtrouble - “This is why I never drive behind any truck with any sort of open load in the back. I either overtake or change multiple lanes.”

When I first saw the title for this story, I thought it might be about this.

reachoutbitch - “...most people try to do the best they can with what they have.”

DoctorNine - “Anyone who has ‘philosophical’ grounds for opposing universal government sponsored health care, needs to read this article, and contemplate the good fortune of their current existence.”

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony

I want to show folks how rough and tough I am, so my future tattoos (I have zero tattoos now) will all be at the “Pass Out” end of the scale. My first will be The Magna Carta in #1 Ariel font on my penis and scrotum.

Xenti - “Yeah, I’m sure she and her family are more proud of her looks than the fact that she worked incredibly hard in school and became a fucking aerospace engineer”

Olivia Pope’s Wine Glass - “I once sat next to someone who managed to stay completely lights out for most of our 14 hour or so flight. I don’t know what she was on, but I would like some of that.”