I still think Comey’s long-term goal is to sabotage this investigation in favor of the man he personally installed as president.

40-foot ladders and shovels to help dig down more than 6 feet.

Only every day for the last four years or so, so no.

But jokes are supposed to be funny.

I figure we’re about three years out from “Vote to bring back a piece!” But actually, your idea is great. Monopoly collector tokens. It could be the new Funko Pop. Hell, I might even buy them. They would cost like $0.005 each to make (if that) and could sell for $5 each.

At least there wasn’t a panda or Harambe. And dammit, wheelbarrow was my jam. (Is that how the kids say it?)

I’m confused which one we’re voting for. The worst choice or the best choice?

It’s hard to hold your head up when you don’t have a spine.

This just has me convinced that the Trump surrogates are saying bat-shit crazy things to deflect media attention from Trump himself and his agenda. No one can be that stupid.

I phrased my response poorly. The answer to why Richard didn’t turn was the same reason Benjamin didn’t. It’s routine now to stab people in the brain after they die. I didn’t notice the blood on the sheet, though. Thanks.

It’s funny, because I’m approved on Giz/Jez/LifeHacker, etc. But The Root is new to the mix.

Subtitled,

Maybe there’s symbolism in the fact that they asked for “melons” (ie, brainz)?

Why didn’t Benjamin turn? It’s protocol now to stab the dead in the head (melon) just after they die. We’ve seen it enough.

Carol took out Terminus all by herself. Clearly, Neegan is fucked.

I half expect it to be crammed full of weevils.

Negan is the absolute worst judge of character too. He fawns all over people who just want him dead, and rejects or punishes the loyalty of those who are pledged to follow him (Dwight vs The Doctor, for instance).

If you’re a terrible person who runs a health insurance company, being able to exclude people who might get cancer or develop Parkinsons or some other genetic disorder is a way to keep payments down and profits up, and for the employer, keeping premiums lower.

Pot meet kettle, I guess.

The many roles of women, according to Trump: